In my best Top Gear host narrative (you pick between the three of them):  It’s just “BRILIANT”!  I mean just look at it!  Oh!  I’ve gone and done it now, I’ve got to go change my underwear.

It's just Brilliant

As you hopefully are fully aware, I’m a huge Ferrari fan.  I love the cars and I love the F1 team.  However, with a car like this, the Aston Martin One-77,  I think I’m about to convert.  It’s curves have outdone the likes of former Victoria Secret model Giselle Bundchen.  Ten seconds is all I would need with her, but with the new Aston Martin One-77, I’d only need about 3.5 seconds (0-60 mph time).  The advantage is that at the end of those 3.5 seconds the One-77 won’t be disappointed and complain or bitch and moan about needing her personal space (I’m not saying that she would.  I’m sure that Ms. Bundchen is a very nice woman…).  Rumors from Autoblog are that this beast of a woman… (cough)… “car” will have around 700+ horsepowers (the “s” is there on perpose and the end of “horsepower” in my neverending attempt to get onto Top Gear) and will top out at over 200+ mph.  And because of the monocoque tub made of carbon fiber, it’s light… around 3,300-lbs.

Oh honey, It’s time to put the horse back out in the barn and time to take the Aston Martin out for a spin.